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ENRIQUE PADRE (NEW SITE WWW.LUMPYGUY2.FREEWEBSPACE.COM!!!!!)
Hi, welcome to the new improved lumpy guy site. This site originally started as a bit of fun dedicated to the lumpy guy but it slowly started to change to other things too and i added other pages but now ive decided to completely redo my site. Once you see this site you shouldnt just orget about it because i will be updating it every few days. I would like to make one thing clear though, this site is not just dedicated to the lumpy guy anymore, he is still a big part of it but its mostly about kool thing ive noticed and people i want to tell you about. My name and email address is on the contacts page so if you want to contact me about requests for the page or if you want me to mention you on my page feel free to email me and i mite even give you your own page if you're lucky!!! Oh yeh, one more thing, i am not guaranteeing anything on this page is true so if anyone is mentioned on this page is offended then dont get angry because i am admitting not all of it is true. Dont forget to sign the guestbook with any requests or comments and dont forget to check back soon!! |
The Inspiration For this page- Enrique Padre aka The Lumpy Guy!!!!
Ok, most of you will already know by now now but for those who dont this picture is a picture i found and i thought it was really kool. Even the most stupid and gay people (not mentioning anyone eric potts) will be able to work out why i call him the lumpy guy just by looking at the picture but apart from the obvious traits from looking at the picture i am now going to explain some of the more interesting facts i know of the lumpy guy.
His real name is Enrique Padre and is often referred to as the lumpy guy or the latin lover. I think he is part Mexican and part Scandinavian, probably from the southern tip of sweden. He definately isnt from america because they dont let people with more than 4 inapropriate lumps on their body into their country. I can tell hes part mexican because his favourite item of clothing is a sombrero. Im not sure if hes still alive but if he is im wanting to meet him and, Enrique, if you are and youre reading this then please email me. I think he has a lost brother that goes to my school and is called Eric Potts, he looks exactly like him and has a very close name- definately not a coincidence. Well, anyway, ill leave you with a picture of the lumpy guy. |
Mr. Milton
Here is a picture of the legend they call Mr E. Milton esq. |
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